CollegeHumor: The Website. The Book.

By Jeff Rubin, CollegeHumor, Streeter Seidell, Susanna Wolff

The 1st (and probably final, counting on revenues) anthology of the highly well known site CollegeHumor.com!

Since 1999, CollegeHumor.com has been domestic to a couple of the easiest comedy on-line. From its humble, dorm room origins, CollegeHumor has grown to draw over ten million per 30 days viewers, making it way more renowned than any journal other than the single released by means of the AARP (different demographic). It employs dozens of younger comedy writers and performers who, having grown bored with competing with on-line pornography, have agreed to dedicate their paintings to paper during this book.

CollegeHumor. the web site. The ebook. compiles the staff’s favourite articles from the 1st decade of the site’s lifestyles, plunging the depths of the archive to carry you some of the best of the very humorous, together with such favorites as:

Drunk-O-Vision
Great old Pickup Lines
Honest Cyber Sex
Where I conceal My Porn
The Riddler will get Lazy
Instant Messaging with Mom
Introducing Google Smartass

And hundreds and hundreds extra that don’t have catchy sufficient titles for the again hide!

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Dilbert Gives You the Business

By Scott Adams

Each person who reads DILBERT and works in an workplace will savour this assortment, Dilbert offers the Business.

writer Scott Adams tells it love it is thru the insane enterprise international inhabited through Dilbert. If frustration and lunacy are an inevitable a part of your workday, applicable measures needs to be taken instantly. Andrews McMeel has the precise antidote in your office rigidity. Dilbert is universally famous because the definitive resource of place of work humor. What makes this 14th Dilbert e-book so specific is that it's a number of the preferred strips asked by means of enthusiasts for reprints and downloads from Dilbert.com amassed jointly. prepared through subject matters for speedy reference, this hilarious ebook is the excellent Dilbert resource publication, bound to alleviate paintings burnout.

Packed inside of those colourful pages, fanatics will locate all their favourite characters, together with Dilbert, as he encounters day-by-day matters from delegating to decision-making, exchange exhibits to telecommuting, and downsizing to tense coworkers. It's enterprise as ordinary for the Dilbert extended family. . . . Dilbert is consistently updating his resume, Dogbert keeps his pursuit of worldwide domination, Wally strives to do the smallest amount of labor attainable, and Alice is endlessly annoyed through the Boss. Welcome to the all-too-familiar global of Dilbert—the lowly engineer who has turn into an icon for oppressed and burntout staff everywhere!

the preferred business-oriented sketch on this planet, Dilbert speaks to thousands of enthusiasts who toil within the company trenches. irrespective of how outrageous a story he spins, Dilbert author Scott Adams inserts adequate nuggets of fact in each strip to maintain his believers guffawing. partly, that's simply because Dilbert is predicated on his personal former company experiences—and is saved present by way of culling notion from the 350-plus emails he gets on a daily basis. hold Dilbert grants the enterprise shut at hand—as you will your yellow pages, net diversion device, browser, and the other paintings.

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

By Douglas Adams

"IRRESISTIBLE!"
--The Boston Globe
Seconds sooner than the Earth is demolished to make means for a galactic highway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by way of his buddy Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised variation of The Hitchhiker's advisor to the Galaxy who, for the final fifteen years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor.
Together this dynamic pair commence a trip via area aided by means of costs from The Hitchhiker's advisor ("A towel is ready the main vastly invaluable factor an interstellar hitchhiker can have") and a galaxy-full of fellow tourists: Zaphod Beeblebrox--the two-headed, three-armed ex-hippie and completely out-to-lunch president of the galaxy; Trillian, Zaphod's female friend (formally Tricia McMillan), whom Arthur attempted to select up at a dinner party as soon as upon a time sector; Marvin, a paranoid, superb, and chronically depressed robotic; Veet Voojagig, a former graduate pupil who's passionate about the disappearance of the entire ballpoint pens he received through the years.
Where are those pens? Why are we born? Why can we die? Why can we spend quite a bit time among donning electronic watches? For the entire solutions stick your thumb to the celebs. and do not disregard to deliver a towel!
"[A] WHIMSICAL ODYSSEY...Characters frolic in the course of the galaxy with infectious joy."
--Publishers Weekly

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Venus in Copper: A Marcus Didius Falco Mystery (Marcus Didius Falco Mysteries)

By Lindsey Davis

Rome, advert seventy one. Marcus Didius Falco is deperate to depart the infamous Lautumiae criminal - although being bailed out via his mother is a moderate indignity...

Things cross from undesirable to worse even though while a bunch of nouveau riche ex-slaves lease him to outwit a fortune-hunting redhead, whose husbands have a behavior of loss of life accidently, leaving him up opposed to a feminine contortionist, her extra-friendly snake, indigestible tarts and lease racketeers. And, the entire whereas, attempting to trap Helena Justina to stay with him, a perilous proposition given the notorius instability of Roman actual property. In a case of homicide as advanced as he ever confronted, this Lindsey Davis' vintage story Venus in Copper shows Falco at his very finest.

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Private Parts

By Howard Stern

Self-proclaimed "King of All Media", Howard Stern is host of an everyday radio software enjoyed and loathed by way of thousands. right here Stern vents his perspectives on politics, present affairs, and the leisure enterprise. His irreverent perception and mind-bending reviews will propel his lovers right into a analyzing frenzy and force his critics wild.

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See Delphi and Die: A Marcus Didius Falco Mystery (Marcus Didius Falco Mysteries)

By Lindsey Davis

It's seventy six A.D. throughout the reign of Vespasian, and Marcus Didius Falco has accomplished a lot in his lifestyles. he is joined the equestrain rank, permitting him to marry Helena Justina, the Senator's daughter he is been protecting time with the earlier few years. yet that does not suggest all is quiet for Falco, Helena, and their younger daughters. 
By exchange he's an informer, a guy who seems to be into sticky occasions, and he is been employed to pry his errant brother-in-law clear of a homicide research. this means that Falco needs to himself take it on -- requiring that Falco and Helena commute to Olympia in Greece below the guise of being travelers drawn to the vintage sites to examine the suspicious goings on and the shady dealings of a fly-by-night shuttle business enterprise. With lady already lacking from the packaged travel, issues merely get stickier while extra - together with Falco's brother-in-law - disappear in what's Falco's most intricate and unsafe case yet.

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The Canal

By Lee Rourke

An electrifying debut novel that turns into a stunning story about... boredom

In a deeply compelling debut novel, Lee Rourke—a British underground sensation for his tale assortment Everyday—tells the story of a guy who reveals his existence so dull it frightens him. So he quits his activity to spend a while sitting on a bench beside a quiet canal in a placid London local, looking at the swans within the water and the folks within the glass-fronted workplaces around the approach whereas he collects himself.

However his solace is quickly interupted whilst a jittery younger girl starts off to teach up and take a seat beside him on a daily basis. even if she will not even inform him her identify, she slowly starts to inform him a chilling tale a couple of bad act she dedicated, anything for which she simply cannot forgive herself—and which turns out to have concerned one of many males they could see operating within the development around the canal.

Torn through worry and pity, the guy turns into extra immersed in her story, and reveals that boredom has, certainly, introduced him to the main terrifying position he is ever been.

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I Am Better Than Your Kids

By Maddox

From the New York Times bestselling writer of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am higher Than Your Kids, an inventive critique of kid's art squeezed from the teats of Maddox's gifted arms. ultimately a e-book that cuts these arrogant little monsters all the way down to dimension. should you imagine childrens are useful snowflakes who're excellent in each method, re-evaluate. for those who cherish every bit of artwork, each e-book document, each letter to Santa your baby offers, then this publication isn't for you. in the event that your fridge is decorated with mementos out of your child's formative years, then you definitely are a sucker.

Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his renowned website, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com due to the fact 1996 (which gets over 1 million targeted viewers in step with month), is right here to inform you the way your children are inferior, and why it concerns. in line with his most well-liked characteristic on his web site, I Am larger Than Your Kids, and that includes ninety nine percentage specific new content material, Maddox tells it love it is by way of asserting what we are all pondering after we see a kid's paintings.

For the 1st time in released shape, Maddox has integrated his personal early life drawings for feedback. do not believe he can draw larger than your children? pass judgement on for your self. From sub-par valentines, do-it-yourself "gifts," to crafts or even images of youngsters, no point of adlescent creation is spared! Why gift weak spot and mediocrity with gold stars? you're in Maddox's global now, and no baby is secure from the scrutiny and demanding gaze of the world's ideal authority on kid's crappy paintings.

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The Actor's Guide To Adultery (Kensington Mystery Anthology)

By Rick Copp

Former baby megastar Jarrod Jarvis is again for his moment day trip during this wickedly humorous novel from the writer of "The Actor's consultant to homicide. This time, Jarrod is as much as his eyeballs in homicide, adultery, phony superstar marriages, and Wendell Butterworth, his former stalker who claims he is not a possibility. but if Wendell exhibits up in South seashore and a mysterious homicide is dedicated, Jarrod and his accomplice Charlie needs to locate the wrongdoer earlier than it really is too overdue.

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